Placeboman’s rip off version of the famed fish Cory rode in 5’5” 19 1/4”. He updated the rocker, outline and bottom curve to work well with the Flexlite construction. Not only will these take a beating, it’s great for those small, mushy days and it will hold in bigger surf. If you don’t believe us just checkout the footage of Cory riding the 5’6” this winter at Pipe . For 2008 Placeboman added a bigger size for all you beer drinkers out there. Now you too can have fun in knee surf again. He also added 5 fins and plugs to give you the option of riding them as quads or tri-fins. The Uber Fish is a must for everyone’s quiver.
Sizes available in Shortboard are:
5′6 x 19.38 x 2.18
5′8 x 19.75 x 2.25
5′10 x 20 x 2.38
6′0 x 20.50 x 2.63

Price $990.00

To order this board call us on: 06 867 1684

Or send us an email: stdsurfboards@hotmail.com

The 6’3“ is a high performance board for the guy who still rips but can’t paddle like he used to. It has the same rocker and outline as the CL Pro’s just added width and thickness for the bigger guys. The 6’4 and 6’6” have flatter entry rockers and carry the thickness flow further forward to give them more glide and drive. These paddle like funshapes but turn like shortboards.
Sizes available in Shortboard are:
6′3 x 19 x 2.38
6′4 x 19.25 x 2.5
6′6 x 19.75 x 2.63

Price $975.00

To order this board call us on: 06 867 1684

Or send us an email: stdsurfboards@hotmail.com

This is Placeboman’s mad scientist attempt to cross the Cory models with the Uber Fish. Basically he took the nose off a Cory model and glued it to the tail of a Uber Fish and added a bump wing to clean up the outline. Somehow in all the madness he created a great all around board. The 5′11″ Psuedo Fish works well in fast down the line surf orlong mushy walls for the average surfer.
Size available in Psuedo Fish is:
5′11 x 18.75 x 2.25

Price $975.00

To order this board call us on: 06 867 1684

Or send us an email: stdsurfboards@hotmail.com

This is Gorkin’s favorite shortboard. A proven winner Gorkin has won or made the finals in just about every East Coast contest over the last few years on this design. With a flatter entry rocker than the Cory models, the Gorkin Pro was designed with the small surfer who wants more drive in average surf in mind. Combine this with the Flexlite Technology and Placeboman has created a board that allows you to surf like Gorkin and not have to buy a new board every week.
Sizes available in Gorkin Pro are:
5′10 x 18.00 x 2.06

Price $975.00

To order this board call us on: 06 867 1684

Or send us an email: stdsurfboards@hotmail.com

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“The Stealth” is a high performance secret weapon hybrid formulated by “hiding” our …LOST “rocket” model into the guise of a ponted nose performance shortboard. Team riders (”pro’s”) were stoked on “The Rockets” performance in small surf but were afraid to use in contests for fear of negative reaction from judges. At the same time the “Bro’s” were asking for a “Shortboard that surfs like the Rocket” so I can ride a pointed nose outline. Viola!! The combination of extreme tail rocker and deep concave provided lift and unparalleled turning radius. The low entry rocker with tradition pulled in nose template allows performance shortboard antics with the speed of a “fish”. Full rails and a wide tail keep everything easy to use for everyone. Available in FST (Firewire) technology as a 5 fin “convertible”. Finally there is a board that can be “everything for everyone”. Only available in New Zealand from The Boardroom. Sizes available in FST are
5′10 x 19 x 2 1/4 Bat tail
6′0 x 19 1/2 x 2 5/16 Bat tail
6′2 x 20 x 2 9/16 Bat tail
6′4 x 21 1/2 x 2 11/16 Bat tail

Price $1290.00

To order this board call us on: 06 867 1684

Or send us an email: stdsurfboards@hotmail.com